Well, everyone else seems to be doing it, so…
I Can See My House From Here.

Given my habit of quoting SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy sketches, I figured this would be a good Caption the Photo!:

Photo courtesy BBC News Online

I don’t know why, but there’s something about this sentence from a recent commercial that…I don’t know, bothers me. Maybe it’s just that these words have never been put together into a sentence (in English) before…

“The stock split, so I bought a hovercraft.”

…the HELL?
‘Atomic Kitten’ sets off radioactive waste alert

You know, I just can’t make stuff up that’s goofier than real life.

Heads up, Darren…
Red hair makes for a fiery temper, judge tells defendant

And now, from the “Spot the Looney” department…
Teacher ‘mistakenly gives film students video of himself masturbating’
According to the St Petersburg Times, police say the teacher didn’t realise the footage was still on the tape when he gave it to the students.
He thought it had been erased, they said.

Why? Just…why?

Living in the Future!

According the the US Patent Office, I am the proud owner of a “Multimedia Timewarping System”. Cool.

Wow – I thought it was just Hightstown High…
BBC News | EDUCATION | Sex on children’s school trips

Arrgh. I have the music from Crazy Taxi stuck in my head.

YA YA YA YA YA!

Hey Darren – need the number of a good travel agent?

BBC News | FILM | Lord of the Rings theme park planned

A theme park based around JRR Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings trilogy of books is being planned in Wellington, New Zealand.
The mayor of the city is hoping to capitalise on the anticipated success of the film adaptation which has been shot in the country.