WOO-HOO!
D’OH! is now in the Oxford English Dictionary

d~ It’s a filthy world, after all… d~
BBC News | AMERICAS | Clean underwear for Disney workers
Some workers complained about receiving undergarments that were stained or smelly and Mr Steverson said there have been three cases of costumed workers at the Magic Kingdom getting pubic lice or scabies during the past two years.

I hate to say it, but even Six Flags isn’t this bad.

Living in the Future!
BBC News | SCI/TECH | Flickering lights foretell glowing networks

Is it just me, or does NBC’s attempt to generate ratings for the NBA Finals by cutting live to U2’s concert in Boston during halftime tonight smack just a little bit of desperation? The need is so great that for a few tenths of a rating point, they’re programming stunt programming *inside* stunt programming!

And before you ask, yes, I tuned in.

Insert your own Jersey joke here…
BBC News | MUSIC | Bon Jovi set for Oxford Union
Jon Bon Jovi has been confirmed as a speaker at the Oxford Union.

I’m debating getting a licence plate for my Explorer that says “CRITIC”. Actually, I’ve been debating it for several years, ever since I had the Escort. But now I’m kinda seriously thinking about it. Mainly because I’m tired of Jeremy telling me that “JFP 46Y” looks like “Jiffy Pop”. (Me, I don’t get it.)

Apparently, I was wrong. Not only is Darren being held captive by Princeton University, but it seems his blog is traveling backwards in time.

…the HELL?
Ananova – Optimistic alligator tries to eat horse

Living in the Future!: Journalist Abuse Edition:
BBC NEWS | VOTE2001 | FEATURES | Will txt msgs get a result?
First off I identified a campaign organiser from each of the main parties. Then, by fair means, I got hold of their mobile phone numbers, and sent them the following message. I intentionally wrote it in “txt”.

HI IM MEGAN FROM BBC NEWS ONLINE. R U UP 4 A TXT INTRVW? I WS WNDRING IF U THNK TXT MSGS WILL B AN EFFCTIV VOTE WINNER? PLS RSVP! 🙂

Ugh.

I think Darren is being held captive by Princeton University.