Good morning, everyone. As I type this, I’m listening to Bram Cohen, the creator of BitTorrent, talk about how the internet is ‘broken’. That’s right, I’m reporting live from SXSW, where the motto may very well be “Geek Hard, Drink Harder”. Let me tell you, there’s something bizzare about listening to people discuss RSS feeds and CSS code while in the midst of heavy drinking. And yet, here I am.

I don’t want to stay on this post for too long, because while no one could really tell if I’m blogging or if I’m taking notes, I feel kinda bad about only half-listening to what’s going on. But here’s a quick Southby in-progress version of What I’ve Learned:

  • It’s a really good idea to get some sleep before Southby. Because once you’re here, there’s no stopping. It’s panel, to panel, to keynote, to panel, to panel, to party, to afterparty…and so forth. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
  • When people say you’re going to meet a lot of people here, they’re not kidding, Friday night was Break Bread with Brad, hosted by blogging rockstar Brad Graham, followed the next morning by Kick!, the world’s biggest and strangest kickball game. And between those two events, I think I’ve met eleventy billion people. I’m having some trouble with names, but I’m getting it.
  • I’ve said it before, but Austin is a fantastic city. Too many great restaurants and bars to even begin to describe. Princeton needs to be more like Austin – except without the crazy drivers.
  • That said, the Austin “Real World” house is literally spitting distance from my hotel. I’m really hoping they don’t find a way to ruin this city.
  • I make it sound like Southby is an entirely social event, and while the social aspect (networking, getting to know your fellow geek) is a big part of it, the panels I’ve been to have been very interesting so far. I’ll go into more detail at a later point.
  • I have never seen so many Mac users in one place in my entire life. PowerBooks and iBooks EVERYWHERE. And I won’t even mention how many iPods I’ve spotted.

Someone just asked Cohen if “he ever downloaded anything”. Funny.

Alright, I’m going to sign off right now, but I’ll be back with reports from day 2 of the conference and everything that comes after.

For the last couple of nights, I’ve experienced my usual pre-travel symptom: insomnia. In approximately 6 hours, I will be on a plane to Texas, and in the back of my head, there’s a voice screaming “SLEEP, goddamnit!” and yet, here I am, sitting in the spare bedroom in my parent’s house (it’s not “my” room, since this isn’t the house I grew up in), tapping away furiously at my computer & looking up frequencies on the iTrip Station Finder…because I can’t sleep.

On the plus side, I was able to accomplish everything I needed to do at work this week (and then some), and I was finally able to get my father’s computers connected to their wireless network (third time’s the charm, I guess). And in 6 hours, I fly.

If only I could get some sleep.

This time next week…I’ll probably be drunk. Well, not really. But it’s finally starting to hit me that at the end of this week, I will be in Austin for Southby. Included in that realization is that I really don’t have a lot of time to get done all of the stuff I need to get done before I disappear for a week. My “to do” list currently includes:

  • Get a haircut.
  • Find a travel charger/sync cable for my Palm.
  • Reconfirm my air, hotel, and rental car bookings for Austin.
  • Pick up some new clothes and a new pair of brown casual shoes (to replace my old ones, which are worn out).
  • (I actually got this done this weekend – I was a good little consumer…)

  • Run the score-match processes and select recipients for one of the scholarships I administer.
  • Dig up historical data from the last two years for another one of my programs to assist the client with an audit.
  • Prep my boss for a application review committee meeting that’ll be taking place in Sacramento on…yep, you guessed it, Friday.
  • Finish producing the various materials for said meeting and FedEx them to the Sacramento office.
  • Make sure that Performance Scoring Services is prepped for the application review committee meeting on the 17th – since I’m only getting back to work on…yep, you guessed it, the 17th.
  • Get my father’s computer equipment connected to a router and bridged to their wireless network (attempt #2).
  • Pack. (Duh.)
  • Figure out how the hell I’m going to wake up at…oh dear Brak…4:30am…for a 7am flight on Friday.

And that’s just the stuff I could remember off the top of my head. Admittedly, the timing for the trip isn’t the best, but…really, it’s not like there’s a better time of the year to be away, so I figured, what the hell.

A side note: I was at DSW looking for shoes earlier today (don’t laugh – they have a good selection of men’s shoes in wide widths – and I’ll take any bargain I can get), when I noticed a tag that I’d never seen before. “Security Friendly”. There was a picture of an airplane on the tag, but no explanation of what the hell it means – I mean, last time I checked, most airport security checkpoints make you take your shoes off and run them through the x-ray machine. So how, exactly, are these shoes any more “security friendly” than any other shoe?

In reviewing my archives from the last few years, it seems that I fall into a February lull every year. It’s not like I’m depressed, or bored, or anything like that – it’s just that February is my busiest month of the year at work (excluding the Siemens competition, which is actually an ongoing thing), so I don’t find myself really thinking about my blog. That, or something will pop into my head, like this little nugget:

Random Thought: Political bumper stickers should have self-decaying glue.
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M-D: I just switched off the State of the Union to watch South Park because I couldn’t take the tedium anymore. Does that make me a bad American?
Leia: THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.
M-D: Damn it. F**king jihad on them.
M-D: Oh, wait.
M-D: Strike that last part.

Wired News: My IPod, My Self
According to Giesler’s preliminary research, the iPod isn’t simply an updated Walkman. It’s an entirely new beast: a revolutionary device that transforms listeners into “cyborgs” through a process he calls “technotranscendence.”

Sweet.

Awards overkill season is officially on –

77th Annual Academy Awards – Nominations

It’s a bit surprising that Clint Eastwood picked up a nomination for Actor in a Leading Role, after not even being nominated for a Golden Globe in either the leading or supporting category. Also, personally I think Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind kinda got shortchanged. I’m thrilled that Kate Winslet got the nom for Lead Actress, but I feel like Jim Carrey and the film as a whole deserved recognition – if nothing else, this shows how limiting it can be when the Oscars don’t separate the Drama and Comedy/Musical categories like the Globes do. Also, it shows how an early release date can really hurt your Oscar chances.

Oh, and Michael Moore shot himself in the foot, and didn’t get nominated for squat.

At least, not for any Oscars…

25th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards – Nominations

5 Razzie nominations for “F911”. Including a Worst Actor nomination for George W. Bush as “himself”. Sorry, Mike.

I’m not sure I agree with the Razzie’s take on “Alexander”. Sure, it wasn’t fantastic, but was it really worse than “Troy”? Honestly?

Interesting sidenote – the Razzie nominations also include special categories for the worst of the last 25 years. Which means that “F911” is in the company of such ‘classics’ as “Swept Away” and “Glitter”.

carson.jpgIt’s all over the internet today, but I thought I’d mention it as well – early yesterday morning, “Tonight Show” host and the only real undisputed ‘king of late night’ Johnny Carson passed away from emphysema. He was 79 years old.

Just last week, Carson’s name had been on the entertainment wires – it was reported that he was secretly feeding jokes to David Letterman for his “Late Show” monologue. As you’ll see in this clip from Letterman’s old NBC show, it wouldn’t be the first time.

Growing up, I don’t think I was mature enough to appreciate Carson’s humor, being more interested instead in the ‘attitude’ of Arsenio Hall or (briefly) Dennis Miller, or the sheer wackyness of 12:30 Dave, although that changed as my understanding of comedy broadened. Carson had a style that no one could match. Beyond all else, he was, and still is, unrivaled as a conversationalist. And he understood the comic value of silence as well as Jack Benny, Groucho Marx, or Steve Allen – Carson was capable of turning anything into a joke without even opening his mouth – a knowing take to the camera or to Ed MacMahon was all it took. His show may have been a bit ‘old school’ in comparison (to Letterman, not to Leno – Leno couldn’t hold Carson’s…well, Leno couldn’t hold a candle to Carson), but the man knew how to entertain.

I won’t even begin to catalog his thousands of guests, or the post-monologue comedy bits that even this cynical SOB to laugh (hell, in high school, I was mining the Carnak bits for my own purposes). Instead, I’ll end with this quote from Johnny’s last appearance on the “Tonight Show” back in May of 1992 – if only we were all able to say this about our lives.

“And so it has come to this. I am one of the lucky people in the world. I found something that I always wanted to do and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.”

snowyvista.jpgSince it seems to be what all the cool kids are doing, here’s a quick shot (via my cameraphone) of the scenic vista from my balcony. What you can’t see (because it’s on the other side of the building) is the parking lot. Sometime after I woke up this morning, it occurred to me that I might want to go outside and clean my truck off today, because I’d be all grumpy if I had to do it tomorrow before work. I was greeted by a good foot of snow on the roof and hood of my truck, and a 2-3 foot wall of tightly packed snow all around my truck, courtesy of the Canal Pointe snowplow. *grumble* In the end, it took about 1 hour to clear all the snow and move my truck into another, cleaner parking spot. (And before I forget, a quick shout-out to Neighbor With Shovel Whose Name I Can Never Remember, for giving me a hand clearing some of the snow in front of the truck.)

There seems to be a concensus that the snowstorm this weekend was a waste of snow, seeing as how the roads are going to be clear enough for me to get to work in the morning. Granted, I’d rather have the storm happen this weekend than, say, on one of my committee weekends for work (when even 3 inches of snow equals a really bad day for me). But I had things I needed to do this weekend – like go to the supermarket (which I haven’t done in about 2 weeks, and my kitchen cabinets are looking especially pathetic for it), and had the snow waited a good 24 hours, I could have done what I needed to AND gotten a snow day from work out of it. Oh well.

In other news, I guess I might as well mention that I’m all registered, booked and confirmed for South By Southwest Interactive 2005. Ostensively, I’m going for work – to support my personal development as it relates to our department’s efforts to move online. But really, I had wanted to go anyway – especially after being in Austin last year and meeting all the DFW Bloggers. So, this year I’m going to find out what all the hubub is about. Can’t wait to go.

Not a whole lot else to report right now, although I have been negligent in thanking Amanda for playing Siskel to my Ebert, as well as tour guide around DC on the tail end of New Year’s Weekend. Looking forward to the sequel. =)

Update, 10:00pm: Alright, so I got a delayed opening for work tomorrow. So I guess that’s something.

WTF??

Reduced sugar Cocoa Puffs? WTF? That’s all I could think when I saw this at the local ShopRite. Just…WTF??

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve never been a huge fan of sugary cereal (I used to eat Product 19 and Crispix when I was a kid), but…if you’re eating Cocoa Puffs, it’s not for its nutritional content. So…what the hell?

*shakes head*