Defined as “the sound M-D November makes when an automatic door only opens half-way, and he walks directly into it, hurting his face.”
I suppose I should explain, for the benefit of anyone who has never visited the ETS campus. Pretty much all of the doors at ETS are automatic. With automatic doors comes a certain expectation – namely, that when the door is triggered, the door will open as wide as it possibly can, and I will be able to exit the building. So imagine my surprise when I got a face full of door on my way out of Wood Hall tonight. A great ending to a great day. Migraine headache, followed by automatic door in the face.