Right. So…Jason X.
Let me see if I’m getting the idea here. Sometime in the next 460 years, humanity will become so inconceivably stupid that not only will they manage to make the Earth completely uninhabitable, but they’ll also chryogenically freeze Jason Vorhees. In addition, humanity will return to Earth (in the form of a handful of military-types and a bevy of attractive women, with no fewer than two of them being on Gene Roddenberry’s “Andromeda”), find said cryogenically frozen madman, complete with machette and hockey mask, and…instead of saying, “I’m not sure if this guy was fully together in the head, what with the sharp knife and the mask and all”…they thaw him, thereby setting in motion more killing, etc.
Am I the only one who thinks that the (and I use this term loosely) filmmakers don’t think much of humanity? And not just for the incredibly stupid plot of this movie, but just for thinking that this was a good idea in the first place…my brain hurts.