I just realized that I’ve been bringing the room down with my big-time negative vibes here. I’m sorry. I should have given myself a “time out” & told myself “STOP BEING SO DOWN!” – or something like that.
Well, to counteract all the negative shite, here’s this…my nominee for the goofiest Springboard module on Earth:
The WHISTLE MODULE! (I can’t make this stuff up!)

Yes, thanks to our friends from across the Pacific, now your Handspring Visor can be a lovely musical instrument as well. Like the inventor says (machine translated):
“Tonguing is the basis in the basis of performance of the whistle!”