I feel confident in officially

I feel confident in officially proclaiming Donny Osmond to be the music industry’s new No Talent Ass-Clown*. He has a new album where he positively murders about a dozen showtunes for no good reason. Don’t believe me? Fire up RealPlayer and listen if you dare to Donny raping and pillaging his way through “Luck Be A Lady Tonight”. Then try to tell me he’s not a no talent ass-clown.

* The term “No Talent Ass-Clown” was first coined to describe the musical travesty that is Michael Bolton. Due credit to Mike Judge and his seminal work, Office Space.