Note: “Movie in a Sentence”, while a new feature here, is hardly an original concept. It is, however, a way for me to half-ass a review of a movie that wasn’t good enough to praise (even a little), but wasn’t even close to being bad enough to be laughable (example: “Dreamcatcher” or “Torque”).
Orlando Bloom brutally murders a priest, goes to the Holy Land, learns to be a good man (or something), then goes home.
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27 hours of my life I will never, ever be able to get back. Thanks, Ridley Scott.
I didn’t think it was THAT bad.
Oh, you’re right, Karen. The parts with the killing were okay. The rest of it made a mockery of space-time as we know it and managed to stretch each minute into an undefinable and seemingly infinite period of time.
So it’s a sci-fi movie?
:>
Pfff….could have been, for all I know. Nothing made much sense, and it was all pretty boring (except for the killing).
You saw “Torque”?
the hell were you thinking?
Dude….Torque was one of the funniest movies ever made.
I mean, not intentionally, but still….