Note: “Movie in a Sentence”, while a new feature here, is hardly an original concept. It is, however, a way for me to half-ass a review of a movie that wasn’t good enough to praise (even a little), but wasn’t even close to being bad enough to be laughable (example: “Dreamcatcher” or “Torque”).

Orlando Bloom brutally murders a priest, goes to the Holy Land, learns to be a good man (or something), then goes home.


27 hours of my life I will never, ever be able to get back. Thanks, Ridley Scott.