Current Location: Home (Princeton NJ)
Mileage: approx. 710
States Traveled: TN, VA, MD, DE

Mad-Lib Proverb of the Day: “Too many cooks shit the wang.”

At 8:20pm tonight, I pulled into Darren’s driveway and removed the key from the ignition of my Ford Explorer, officially ending the Big Road Trip. I wish I had a lot to report, but like yesterday, today was just about making it back to Jersey so we can both get back to work in the morning. We passed the time with the afforementioned Mad-Libs and the Kevin Bacon game (I managed to connect Daffy Duck to Alec Guinness). In DE, we ended up behind a truck a “Da Wang” bumper sticker. New Jersey has a really lame “Welcome to” sign. That’s really about it. I’m quite sleepy now, so that wrap-up will have to wait another day. Pictures are forthcoming as well, but again, give me time. I have somewhere in the neighborhood of 500 pictures to sort through. For now, though, I’m going to sleep in my own bed for the first time in two weeks.