I think I’ve mentioned this before, but for those of you who didn’t believe me, The Smoking Gun have a copy of the police report from New York in which a Canadian man is suing Starbucks because he somehow crushed his…er…manhood…in the toilet seat.
The thoughtful people at TSG visited the scene of the “crime”, and have helpfully snapped a Polaroid of the defendant. Which leaves me to ask the question…how in the hell could this guy poss…I mean, it’s a….oh, I give up.