So I get an EZPass violation in the mail today. Somehow, the Amazing Chevy Cavalier Ass Mobile that I rented back in November drew an EZPass violation, because I used my tag in an unregistered car. Or something like that. (I’m pretty sure I got a green signal from the EZPass lane, so…)

Let me back up for a sec. The car I rented. In November. Resulted in a violation. In April. What, were they waiting for the violation to age? Did they think I would pay it faster if it was a “vintage” violation? Ugh.