So, I’m driving home on the Turnpike tonight, and somewhere around Exit 13, I happen to glance over at the truck lanes. Now, as anyone who have driven the NJ Turnpike knows, there are these ancient neon signs every 5-10 miles that flash information about road conditions further ahead. And as anyone who has driven the Turnpike knows, these signs are very rarely 100% functional. So anyway, I look over at the truck lanes, and I guess one of the neon signs was trying to say “REDUCE SPEED – ACCIDENT AHEAD”. Except that the neon for “reduce” and “ahead” weren’t working – so the sign simply said “SPEED ACCIDENT”. I’m not entirely sure why I found this so amusing, but I did.