“Hi. We’re on ‘Big Brother’. And we are massive tools.”

BBC News | TV AND RADIO | US Big Brother evicts knifeman

CBS bosses report he was then seen to pull a knife on the 28-year-old waitress, saying “Hang on, I’m going to slash your throat. Would you get mad if I just killed you?”

He later insisted it had been a joke.

You know, it’s things like this that make me really ashamed of being in the entertainment industry sometimes.