Relax — Laziness Is Good for You, Scientist Finds

“People who would rather laze in a hammock instead of running a marathon or who take a midday nap instead of playing squash have a better chance of living into old age,” Professor Peter Axt, co-author of the newly published study “On the Joy of Laziness” (Vom Glueck der Faulheit), said on Wednesday.

WOO HOO!!! I knew it! I just knew it! I’m gonna outlive everyone. (Except maybe Darren, who has that mid-day nap thing down to a science.)