I’m not sure how I’m feeling this year. Not “older”, per se, but just “old” in general. I dunno.

Becca: go to bed.
M-D: But I don’t have to work tomorrow, and I don’t wanna go to bed yet.
Becca: damnit, man. go to bed, I say!
M-D: What? You’re not the boss of me.
Becca: yes, I am. I got a promotion.
Becca: before, I was merely the coworker of you.
M-D: Hang on. *checks memo* DAMN! How did I miss that? It says here there was a cake and everything.
Becca: you were in that meeting.
M-D: Was I? Must have been asleep. I’ve been known to do that in meetings.
Becca: which is why *I* was promoted.

…”Witchblade” got shitcanned.

Happy Birthday Denise!

Melting Pot…so good. So much food…

Forgot my digital camera, so no photos. But Harlan should have some once his disposable is developed.

Never ever play against Darren in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.

You’ll have to look for yourself. Photos from Darren’s Birthday are now online.

I know it’s late, and I REALLY should be getting to bed, but I just need to get this out of my system.

Jay Leno, host of the “Tonight” show, is the least funny person I have ever seen perform. I’m sitting here watching a rerun of his show (which, by the way, is terrible as well), and he’s milking this horrid ‘Headlines’ routine for all it’s worth. I don’t remember him being funny 10 years ago, and I don’t think he’s funny now. Why couldn’t they have just given Letterman the “Tonight” show so that Jay Leno could have faded into obscurity? Ugh.

There. I ‘ve said it, and now I’m going to sleep.

I think I’ve mentioned this before, but for those of you who didn’t believe me, The Smoking Gun have a copy of the police report from New York in which a Canadian man is suing Starbucks because he somehow crushed his…er…manhood…in the toilet seat.

The thoughtful people at TSG visited the scene of the “crime”, and have helpfully snapped a Polaroid of the defendant. Which leaves me to ask the question…how in the hell could this guy poss…I mean, it’s a….oh, I give up.

I’m pretty much dog-tired right now, so here’s the quick and dirty version of the weekend update – details to follow later…

Friday: Laundry, laundry, and more laundry. Managed to flip and make my bed by myself, which is a) an adventure in and of itself, and b) something I will never ever try again. Darren and Tim came over later that evening, for another edition of “XBox Up All Night”.

Saturday: Slept late. Got a haircut. Went to Darren & Ali’s to celebrate Darren’s 26th birthday. (Pictures to follow.) Stayed up way too late playing Trivial Pursuit. More “XBox Up All Night”.

Sunday: Breakfast at the Sussmans. (Thanks Ali!) EXTREME shopping at Target. Went to my parent’s house to watch WWE Summerslam with my father and Steve.

That brings you up to date. Sleepy now…