
Stolen from BBC News Online.

Stolen from BBC News Online.
Daredevil is, at best, a schitzophrenic movie. I don’t say that because at times it wants to be an action movie, and at times it wants to be a romance – all comic book/superhero movies do that. What I mean is that, clearly one person envisioned a taut, intelligent superhero movie about an average kid who made the best of a bad break, and falls in love; while another person saw “The Matrix” on DVD and said “Let’s do that in our movie!”
Despite some of the bad press the movie has received in the last two days, I went into “Daredevil” hoping for the best: at the very least, be true to the title character. Daredevil isn’t one of the more well known Marvel properties, so you’ll be forgiven if you didn’t know that the story revolves around Matt Murdoch (Ben Affleck), lawyer for the downtrodden. You see, as a boy Matt got some Biohazard in his eye, stripping him of his sight but enhancing his other senses to the point that he needs to sleep in a sensory depravation tank. His powerful hearing also provides him with something of a sonar effect (akin to the type of thing bats use to navigate), which allows him to “see” to an extent. (Also of interest is that his sense of smell allows him to detect how fine Jennifer Garner is before she’s even in the same building as him.) Using his super-senses and a modest array of weaponry inspired by a blind-man’s cane, he suits up in red leather and patrols Hell’s Kitchen as Daredevil. How’s that for backstory?
Anyway, I don’t want to get too far into the plot of the movie, mainly because there’s not much to get into. I will tell you that Jennifer Garner plays Elektra, all around hottie, kung fu expert and daughter of a billionaire whose name sounds like “nachos”. Billionaire Nacho Dad is connected to Wilson Fisk, a/k/a the Kingpin (Michael Clarke-Duncan). Meanwhile, John Favreau sits around and drinks coffee, and Joe Pantoliano writes about Daredevil and Kingpin for the NY Post, and lights subway platforms on fire in his spare time.
As I hinted to earlier, this is a movie that suffers from a lack of clear direction in the script. Clearly, the writers were trying to avoid making “Daredevil” seem too much like a carbon-copy of “Spiderman”, despite the swoopy camerawork and the presence of a pessimistic newspaper man. But in trying to distinguish themselves, the writers seemed to have split their duties to the point where this felt like two separate movies with the same characters, and the projectionist was simply swapping reels at random. The scenes where Affleck appears as Murdoch (or, as Darren called him, “Blind Lawyer Guy”) were fairly well written for this type of film, and Affleck & Favreau really took ownership of the banter between their characters. But it seems someone else was in charge of whenever Affleck appeared on screen as Daredevil, and as such, the fight sequences suffer from Matrix-envy. The fights pass mostly without dialogue (thank god), but when the characters start punning, it’s almost cringe worthy. And some of the fight sequences don’t even make sense – I mean, for a guy whose powers are limited to Miracle Ear and being overwhelmed by the urine smell that plagues NYC, he doesn’t have much of a problem leaping insane heights without much effort, even if he can’t tell the difference between honey and mustard. Also, how about explaining to the audience why Kingpin is insanely strong, but needs a cane to walk, BEFORE it becomes the turning point in a fight scene! Would that be asking too much?
But I digress. The other part of this equation for mediocrity is the direction of Mark Steven Johnson, whom you may know as the director of “Simon Birch”. The script must have said something about the mood of the film being “dark”, because they sure as hell didn’t go overbudget on lighting. Watching the film, you get the distinct feeling that Johnson owes Blockbuster some back rental fees on the aforementioned Matrix and Spiderman, not to mention most of the John Woo cannon, because you won’t have much trouble spotting the bits he lifted and inserted into “Daredevil”. He was more in his element during the “Blind Lawyer Guy” scenes, mainly because no one had to kick anyone’s ass with a cane. Add in the overscoring of the action sequences with cheesy pop/metal music and some HUGELY poor CGI effects, and you’re left with a totally uninspired and derivative directorial vision.
To their credit, the actors did the best they could with what they had to work with. But even Clarke-Duncan can’t make a line like “I was brought up in the Bronx, you wouldn’t understand this sort of thing” sound plausible, in any situation. As is the case with most masked hero movies, Affleck is at his best (and that’s being generous) when he’s Murdoch, whether he’s bullshitting with Favreau (who stole most of their scenes together right out from under Affleck) or wooing Garner. For her part, Jennifer Garner was the perfect choice for Elektra, or at least the obvious one, since her character on “Alias” isn’t much different from Elektra – young girl, well trained in the deadly arts, out for revenge…and looking great in damn near anything she wears. (Only JJ Abrams gives her much better dialogue to work with, so…)
I haven’t yet mentioned Colin Farrell, cast as professional assassin for hire, Bullseye. When he throws something, he never misses. That’s his whole shtick. Well, that, and he knows some really inventive ways to kill a man. Finally “allowed” to be Irish in one of his movies, his character is as big and broad as the panels that inspired him. You can see he’s having great fun with this movie, even when he’s forced to utter horrible fight banter. (I mean, his name is his catchphrase? Whatsupwitdat?) In a particularly poorly written climax to his final fight scene with Daredevil (and a scene which sharp-eyed Christians might find insulting), he almost seems to be apologizing to the audience. But most of the time, he’s damn fun to watch.
I know this seems like it’s awfully negative, but there were some things this movie did right. It got the origin story right, more or less. The story, such as it is, focuses more on the destructiveness of revenge than the whole “with great power comes great responsibility” deal. The groundwork has been laid for all the characters to come back for a (hopefully better-written) sequel. (Or, for that matter, they’ve effectively set up the Elektra character and moved her on for a spin-off.) There’s more, but if I go on any longer, this isn’t going to be an “instant” review, is it?
Overall, the film was enjoyable for what it was, but not nearly the quality of superhero film of “Spiderman” or “X-Men”. (As a side note, the trailer for “X2” ran prior to the movie, and it looks to seriously improve on the first film.) “Daredevil” tried to be too much flash, not enough substance. Focusing the movie more on the characters and less on the implausible Hong Kong fighting sequences would have helped give the movie a focus and kept it from being a “knock off” of its more successful Marvel brethren. Not great, but not total shite.
Nominations for the Razzies are out. It doesn’t look too good for Episode II, either…
So I woke up this morning to find the ground covered with about 3 inches of snow. Which would normally make me very happy, except that I was already planning to take my Explorer in for service today. So after checking to see if the service department would be open (they weren’t), I called the “snow emergency phone” at work – and sure enough, ETS was closed today. So I’ll have to take my truck in on Monday, and I still get paid for today. Everyone wins. So long as everyone is me.
Snow Day became Sleep Day, until the sound of the plows became too much to deal with, at which point it became Laundry Day. Not terribly exciting, but something that needs to be done. I wish I had something more exciting to report, but…well, I’m not very exciting.
Here’s a short clip from Todd Graff’s new film, Camp. This movie is near and dear to me, not only because it was written by a Stagedoor alum, but also because it’s a (somewhat fictionalized) dramatization of Stagedoor. In fact, the whole film was shot at Stagedoor. (Did I mention Stagedoor?)
This makes the 4th day in the last two weeks I’ve had to stay EXTRA late to make sure everything that needs doing gets done. I’m kinda tired. And I have a meeting with a client in the morning. (Which, by the way, I’m not looking forward to.) I need a stiff drink and about 12 hours of sleep.
Since we don’t have AdCritic to refer to for Super Bowl ads this year, AOL Broadband has posted versions of a good majority of them here, including the T3 and Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions spots.
So, it’s Sunday afternoon, and I feel like I should be doing something useful – cleaning my room, grocery shopping, paying bills, I don’t know. Instead, I’m watching shows off my TiVo and trying not to think about the week ahead of me at work.
*sigh*
Well, as most of you know, I have been back in the country for the last few days…I’ve spent most of my time unpacking, doing laundry, and generally relaxing and chilling out. But before I get too far removed, let me give you the low-down on the last few days of my vacation.
Monday was another walk-around day – we started the day with the tour at Kensington Palace. A little piece of advice to the travellers-to-be: unless you’re facinated by the way people dressed at court over the last few centuries, skip the first floor and go straight to the second. The first floor (actually, the first LAP of the tour) is all about dress. Specifically, Diana’s dresses. (Well, why not. It WAS her residence, after all.) For people like me, the second floor is much more interesting – that’s where you’ll find the Royal Apartments. This is (in my opinion, anyway) the interesting part, since you get a full picture of life at court, and how business was conducted. The palace has been beautifully decorated – in some places with replicas, in some with the original decor – and is definately worth a visit.
Following lunch, we checked out the “Bond, James Bond” exhibit at the Science Museum. It was a typical retrospective-type exhibition, but it was still really neat to see some of the props (Bond’s cars, Jaws’ teeth) close up. I also took a Bond trivia quiz while I was there – not surprisingly, I scored pretty well. From there we briefly checked out the National Gallery, but as we were running short on time, went straight to the National Portrait Gallery – essentially a history lesson with lots of pictures, but very interesting.
Another show on Monday night – this time, “Auntie & Me”, a very dark comedy about old age and dying. Very very funny. The show was somewhat short, so after the movie we cut across Leicester Square to see “Chicago” (the movie, not the live show – I just wanted to specify, since they’re both running in London). I still can’t get used to the idea of buying booze at a movie theatre, let alone actually taking it into the theatre. But then, I’m not used to people selling me ice cream in a theatre either. It’s a cultural thing.
Tuesday was mainly a shopping day – the National Portrait Gallery shoppe, the Cinema Store, Tower Records, Virgin Megastore, The BBC Shop, The London Transport Museum (for Jen’s “Mind the Gap” shirt, among other things), lots of other shops in Covent Garden…well, you get the idea. That took up the better part of the day. Top it all off with “Anything Goes” at the National Theatre and a nice dinner at the Prospect Grill in Covent Garden, and that’s a pretty complete day.
Wednesday was the our flight back – but before we left the hotel, I snapped some pictures of Russell Square from the terrace on our hotel room, and ran down to the Safeway for some essential exports – Apple Tango, HobNobs, Wine Gums and (this is perhaps the most important thing) Penguin Bars. The minibus ride back to Heathrow was uneventful, if not a little boring. Naturally, when we got to the airport, it started to rain. But at least the computers didn’t go down this time.
I went a little nuts in the Duty-Free area. If you haven’t travelled internationally, the Duty-Free area is where you can buy stuff (candy, chocolate, clothing, alcohol, cigarettes…damn near anything, really) without paying local taxes or duties for exporting/importing. We finally have some booze to go in our “bar”, I got Bry his beloved Crunchie bars, I bought a bear for Julie from Harrod’s, more Wine Gums…the list goes on. But I managed to get everything into the overhead compartment, and that’s what counts.
And now I’m back. La la la. Pictures will be coming shortly – I’m in the process of choosing the best ones and giving them witty captions.