Some idiot fathead California lawyer wants to ban Oreos because they contain trans-fat.

Hey, mister – I think I can speak for the Oreo-eating public in general when I say this – don’t you have anything better to do with your time? I appreciate that you’re “looking out” for the public in your own way, but people have been eating Oreos since the the early part of the 20th Century. I’ve never heard of even one instance of “death by Oreo”.

Have you considered a boycott? Or perhaps a letter writing campaign to Kraft Foods? Maybe a nice bumper sticker? No, of course not. You’re a LAWYER. In CALIFORNIA. You sue more people before 9am than most of us do the rest of our lives. Do us all a favor and find a hobby. Something that doesn’t involve a courtroom.