Bryan has some funny notions about relationships.

Darren makes a very good point about these funny things called Blogs.

Oh, dear god.

BBC News | AMERICAS | Taco Bell cashes in on Mir

The Reduced Shakespeare Company
A PBS special of the “Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)” just finished on Channel 12, and if not for the fact that the video of the show goes for a $120 donation, I would be on the phone right now. (If only I had $120 to donate to charitable causes…) So instead, I’ll plug their website.

Anyone who knows me knows that I think these guys are great. They’re touring all over the US now, and they’ve got a company in permanent residence in London – if you have a chance, catch one of their shows – I promise you won’t regret it.

If there’s one thing I’ve realized over the last 3 weeks, it’s that my internet connection at work sucks hard. I never thought I’d end up with a better internet connection at home than I’ve got at work.

God bless those wacky Brits.
BBC News | ENTERTAINMENT | Comic Relief in full swing
Billy Connolly is due to dance naked around Trafalgar Square and The Body Shop in London’s Oxford Street will sport the world’s largest G-string, measuring nine metres by four metres.

You know something, watching tonight’s Simpsons rerun, I think I realized something – I want a boss who is exactly like Hank Scorpio. (Well, maybe minus the supervillain part, but you get where I’m going…)

Stuck in My Head:
The theme-ditty from Clerks: The Animated Series
What can I say? It’s catchy!

In honor of the Grand Opening of my mother’s new office (Re/Max Greater Princeton), I give you The Onion: Home-Buying Tips.

Stuck in My Head
“Funny”, from “City of Angels”