“The Simpsons” Quote of the Day:
“Will you look at all those morons! I paid my taxes well over a year ago!” – Homer

Episode 5 of “The Critic” is up.

I’m contemplating the significance of having watched “Dogma” on Easter Sunday.

Stuck in My Head:
“Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Daddy would you like some sausage?”
This is all Darren’s fault.

No more Kozmo sushi for Bry…
News.com: Kozmo to shut down, lay off 1,100

Hey Darren – since you asked…
News.com: Ad struggles pull plug on Web radio

Stuck in My Head:
“Makin’ Whoopie” (Dr. John version)

SignMaker – Make your own freeway sign
A neat little Java applet with no discernable purpose.
Link stolen from Harlan.

Bry has a master plan. And apparently, it involves a DSL line.

Since it seems I can’t post what I think anywhere else, I guess I have to do it here, exclusively.

When the hell did people on the internet become so goddamn prissy and uptight? I’m not going to comment on the situation that brought this thought to the surface, but basically what I’ve got to say is this…lighten up. You don’t like what I’m saying (or what someone else is saying)? Don’t read it. Read something else. Anyone who knows me knows that generally I’m a pretty reserved person, so for me to be saying this…well, like I said. Some people just need to lighten up.

And some people need full-on sense-of-humor transplants.