CAPTION THE PHOTO!

Once again, photo (C) BBC News Online.

…the HELL?
Ananova – Dracula’s blood-only diet ‘bad for his teeth’
Folks, assuming for the moment that vampires existed, he’s UNDEAD! I don’t think he’s going to be worrying about Vitamin C deficiency.

News Askew is reporting that Clerks: The Animated Series may make a return to first run television…

So, I had some really profound [expletive deleted] that I wanted to post earlier, but the [expletive deleted] internet connection in my office was a little [expletive deleted] for most of the morning – that is to say, it wouldn’t do [expletive deleted] – so I wasn’t able to get them on the web. And now that the [expletive deleted][expletive deleted][expletive deleted] network is back up, I’ve forgotten what the [expletive deleted] it was I was going to say. [expletive deleted][expletive deleted][expletive deleted].

Oh yeah – and I got a haircut.

The Big Waste of Space
I just thought I’d give a quick shout-out to my pal Wesley.

Stuck in My Head:
You Can’t Get a Man With a Gun from “Annie Get Your Gun”.
Also floating around in there somewhere, the Stagedoor Manor variant, You Can’t Get a Man As a Nun.

And now, News for the Painfully Oblivious:
Stress Reduction May Cut High Blood Pressure

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(C) BBC News Online

I ordered Chinese food a while ago, and it still hasn’t arrived yet. Somehow (I don’t know how, but somehow), I have a feeling President Dubya has something to do with this.

Want Media Player 8? Buy Windows XP
Step right up and watch Microsoft shoot itself in the foot all over again! These kids just can’t get their fill of litigation!