…the HELL?
‘Atomic Kitten’ sets off radioactive waste alert

You know, I just can’t make stuff up that’s goofier than real life.

Heads up, Darren…
Red hair makes for a fiery temper, judge tells defendant

And now, from the “Spot the Looney” department…
Teacher ‘mistakenly gives film students video of himself masturbating’
According to the St Petersburg Times, police say the teacher didn’t realise the footage was still on the tape when he gave it to the students.
He thought it had been erased, they said.

Why? Just…why?

Living in the Future!

According the the US Patent Office, I am the proud owner of a “Multimedia Timewarping System”. Cool.

Wow – I thought it was just Hightstown High…
BBC News | EDUCATION | Sex on children’s school trips

Arrgh. I have the music from Crazy Taxi stuck in my head.

YA YA YA YA YA!

Hey Darren – need the number of a good travel agent?

BBC News | FILM | Lord of the Rings theme park planned

A theme park based around JRR Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings trilogy of books is being planned in Wellington, New Zealand.
The mayor of the city is hoping to capitalise on the anticipated success of the film adaptation which has been shot in the country.

I forgot to mention earlier –

“Iron Chef – Showdown in Las Vegas” – starring WILLIAM SHATNER as the Chairman.

I…cannot…wait.

Darren speaks cryptically. I wonder if he’s gotten into the moonshine again.

Ok, I’m back. I have to admit to being very very bad about not posting this week, but a lot has been going on.

I started my new job. As I’ve said before, the Giant Corporate Overlord let be go a while back. Last week, I started my new job (well, temp job) at ETS in Princeton. While I admit that I’m really not sure what I’m supposed to be doing yet, I seem to be enjoying myself.

I’ve been in Newark with Darren working the Rutgers graduations there. I have to say, I never realized just how much more boring a graduation can be when you have no personal stake in it. They just seemed to go on forever! But with the exception of having to wake up at 5am, it was definately a fun couple of days.

I guess that’s the update. I’ll be back to my regular posting habits once I finally have a chance to settle into my schedule at work…