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Is it just me, or does NBC’s attempt to generate ratings for the NBA Finals by cutting live to U2’s concert in Boston during halftime tonight smack just a little bit of desperation? The need is so great that for a few tenths of a rating point, they’re programming stunt programming *inside* stunt programming!

And before you ask, yes, I tuned in.

Insert your own Jersey joke here…
BBC News | MUSIC | Bon Jovi set for Oxford Union
Jon Bon Jovi has been confirmed as a speaker at the Oxford Union.

I’m debating getting a licence plate for my Explorer that says “CRITIC”. Actually, I’ve been debating it for several years, ever since I had the Escort. But now I’m kinda seriously thinking about it. Mainly because I’m tired of Jeremy telling me that “JFP 46Y” looks like “Jiffy Pop”. (Me, I don’t get it.)

Apparently, I was wrong. Not only is Darren being held captive by Princeton University, but it seems his blog is traveling backwards in time.

…the HELL?
Ananova – Optimistic alligator tries to eat horse

Living in the Future!: Journalist Abuse Edition:
BBC NEWS | VOTE2001 | FEATURES | Will txt msgs get a result?
First off I identified a campaign organiser from each of the main parties. Then, by fair means, I got hold of their mobile phone numbers, and sent them the following message. I intentionally wrote it in “txt”.

HI IM MEGAN FROM BBC NEWS ONLINE. R U UP 4 A TXT INTRVW? I WS WNDRING IF U THNK TXT MSGS WILL B AN EFFCTIV VOTE WINNER? PLS RSVP! 🙂

Ugh.

I think Darren is being held captive by Princeton University.

Well, everyone else seems to be doing it, so…
I Can See My House From Here.

Given my habit of quoting SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy sketches, I figured this would be a good Caption the Photo!:


Photo courtesy BBC News Online

I don’t know why, but there’s something about this sentence from a recent commercial that…I don’t know, bothers me. Maybe it’s just that these words have never been put together into a sentence (in English) before…

“The stock split, so I bought a hovercraft.”