So today is the Day Which Shall Not Be Named. As per custom, I am dressed head to toe in black, including my black workboots.

Well, this ought to make Darren happy…
‘Enterprise’ Reunites ‘Quantum Leap’ Leads

Stolen without remorse from The Onion

Here’s the nominations for the 2002 Golden Raspberry Foundation Awards, better known as the Razzies. Of particular note: The nominations for Worst On-Screen Couple.

I cancelled and cut up a couple of my credit cards today.

You know what? It felt good.

And now, the Random Thoughts “Salute to Government”!

Today we salute Representative Edward J. Markey, Democrat of Massachusetts, for boiling down the current doings at the Enron hearings into a statement all of America can understand:

“You are employing the Sergeant Schultz defense of `I see nothing, I hear nothing,’ “

SAL-UTE!

For more information, read this: New York Times: Testimony of Enron Executives Is Contradictory

I think I’m coming down off a coffee buzz.

I don’t normally get buzzed from coffee, but the cup I made in my Brew’n’Go this morning was way way too strong, and I think I got a little buzzed. And now, at quarter of six at night, I’m really bushed. So I think I’m coming down from the buzz.

Maybe I’ll go take a nap.

Things have taken a turn.

Things are looking up.

*does dance of joy*

News on the “Vacation that Wasn’t” front: Ticketmaster UK has actually refunded the money I spent on advance theater tickets. What’s more, when I called this morning, I actually got through to a human being before my beard grew in, and the gentleman (I think his name was Andrew) was genuinely nice! I tell you, it was like night and day compared to Ticketmaster US. So thank you to the nice people at Ticketmaster UK for making this a little less painful.

Rhetorical Question: How depressed must I be right now if I’m eating Gummi Bears at 9:21 in the morning?