We’ve got to warn Buffy/
There’s every chance she might be next.
And Xander – help Willow/
And try not to bleed on my couch, I just had it steam-cleaned.
-Giles, compelled to sing the exposition
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Restless” (Season 4)

It was on yesterday, and that line has been stuck in my head ever since.
Also, I find myself listening more closely to the score of Buffy episodes, trying to find themes that ended up as full-fledged songs in “Once More, With Feeling”. So far, no luck.

…or, “Is Buffy art?”

Photo of this raging moron courtesy BBC News Online.

Is Kylie Minogue an android? Discuss.

Should I buy an XBox?

Sorry I haven’t posted anything since last week – I was feeling really run down over the weekend, and truth be told, didn’t have the computer on for more than about 20 minutes on Saturday. That’s not to say I don’t STILL feel run down, but I gots to get paid…

Fans meet the dark side of Web tickets
“I knew it would be too good to be true. I knew the movie was supposed to come out on the 16th,” Rankin said. “But it wasn’t out of the realm of possibility that the tickets were correct.”

…join the Great Bodysuit Debate over at Eh.

The season finale of Alias just rocked my fragile little world.

Yeah, because nobody saw THIS coming…

According to TBS spokesman Takahiro Saito, a 19-year-old college student was hospitalized after falling more than six feet into a 4-foot-deep water-filled moat. Another contestant was hospitalized after trying to catch a 100-pound plastic ball, nearly six feet in diameter.

TBS canceled the special, and Saito said the network is reviewing the show’s “safety policy and content.” Neither contestant was wearing a helmet.

Right. I’m sure the poor sap having the 100 lb, six foot medicine ball hurled at him would have been MUCH better off with a helmet.
*shakes head in dismay*