PowerBook typing.
Access was a real bitch at work.
The XBox wants my soul.

Darren got a dog.
*checks outside*
DAMN! I was so sure this time…

I’m really loving gaming, by the way.

You get a second photo today, because I love you all so much.

Once again, stolen without remorse BBC News Online.

Image stolen from BBC News Online.

The New Jersey Nets are in the NBA Finals.
*checks outside for impending apocalypse*
Huh. Nothing. I was so sure…

From an especially insipid AOL version 7.0 commercial:
“It’s having a verbal chat…electronically!” – old woman

No, it’s not. That’s called a telephone call. You may have heard of it. It’s existed for the better part of the last century? The thing you’re thinking of is an instant message. They haven’t been around quite that long, but I really don’t see how you could confuse the two.

Albuquerque May Name Team After ‘Simpsons’
In a poll run by the Albuquerque Tribune to pick a name for the new team, Isotopes was the clear favorite, with 57 percent of the vote, beating out names such as Dukes, Roadrunners and 66ers. Team officials, aware of the possible merchandising bonanza, support the offbeat name.

Now, it would normally be wrong to joke about something like a nutcase invading the CBS lot and threatening people with a gun. But…

He couldn’t have waited until Big Brother 3 went on the air next month?