{"id":85,"date":"2001-02-22T15:21:37","date_gmt":"2001-02-22T22:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=83"},"modified":"2001-02-22T15:21:37","modified_gmt":"2001-02-22T22:21:37","slug":"i-feel-confident-in-officially","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"I feel confident in officially"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel confident in officially proclaiming <a href=\"http:\/\/www.donny.com\/album.pl?cmd=view&amp;albumid=37\">Donny Osmond<\/a> to be the music industry&#8217;s new <b>No Talent Ass-Clown*<\/b>.  He has a new album where he positively murders about a dozen showtunes for no good reason.  Don&#8217;t believe me?  Fire up RealPlayer and <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.donny.com\/real\/do_luck_be_a_lady.ram\">listen if you dare<\/a> to Donny raping and pillaging his way through &#8220;Luck Be A Lady Tonight&#8221;.  Then try to tell me he&#8217;s not a no talent ass-clown.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\"><b>*<\/b> The term &#8220;No Talent Ass-Clown&#8221; was first coined to describe the musical travesty that <i>is<\/i> Michael Bolton.  Due credit to Mike Judge and his seminal work, <a HREF=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Details?0151804\">Office Space<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel confident in officially proclaiming Donny Osmond to be the music industry&#8217;s new No Talent Ass-Clown*. He has a new album where he positively murders about a dozen showtunes for no good reason. Don&#8217;t believe me? Fire up RealPlayer and listen if you dare to Donny raping and pillaging his way through &#8220;Luck Be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-1n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}