{"id":843,"date":"2009-09-04T22:10:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-05T03:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=843"},"modified":"2009-09-04T22:10:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-05T03:10:00","slug":"advertising-fail-photoshop-disaster-or-both","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=843","title":{"rendered":"Advertising FAIL, Photoshop Disaster, or both?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t normally pay magazine advertisements much mind.  Actually, I don&#8217;t really read hard-copy magazines too often anymore &#8211; in M-D&#8217;s world, they&#8217;ve pretty much been demoted from &#8216;weekly distraction&#8217; to &#8216;something to read while waiting for an airplane to take off&#8221;. (I almost exclusively fly out of <a href=\"http:\/\/panynj.gov\/CommutingTravel\/airports\/html\/newarkliberty.html\">Newark Airport<\/a>, so yes, you CAN finish a magazine, cover to cover, between push-back and take off.)<\/p>\n<p>For the last 6 months or so, I&#8217;ve been getting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessweek.com\/\">BusinessWeek<\/a>, mostly because I had to burn off some airline mileage (and I was already getting the now-defunct <em>Conde Nast Portfolio<\/em>).  Leafing through today&#8217;s issue, I couldn&#8217;t figure out why my brain wouldn&#8217;t let me move past this advert:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_844\" style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-844\" src=\"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/vzwphotoshopfail.png\" alt=\"Looks normal enough, right?\" title=\"VZW Blackberry Tour advert\" width=\"480\" height=\"657\" class=\"size-full wp-image-844\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-844\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Looks normal enough, right?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vzw.com\">Verizon Wireless<\/a> ad for the Blackberry Tour.  Looks innocent enough, but something just seemed off, and I couldn&#8217;t put my finger on it.  I tried moving past it and reading the rest of the issue, but I kept flipping back to the ad.  I reread the ad copy &#8211; seemed like the normal VZW sales pitch.  Then I looked closer at the simulated screen image.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_845\" style=\"width: 395px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-845\" src=\"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/vzwphotoshopfail2.png\" alt=\"Things come into focus.  (-ish.)\" title=\"On Tour...in Italy?\" width=\"385\" height=\"280\" class=\"size-full wp-image-845\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-845\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Things come into focus.  (-ish.)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The simulated user appears to be using GPS to find his way around Rome, Italy.  On &#8220;America&#8217;s Largest and Most Reliable 3G Network&#8221;.  That seems&#8230;odd.  Rome, GA?  Sure.  Rome, Italy? Not so much.  Still, it&#8217;s possible that a VZW user could be navigating abroad &#8211; in fact, a look at the Blackberry Tour&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.verizonwireless.com:80\/b2c\/store\/controller?item=phoneFirst&#038;action=viewPhoneDetail&#038;selectedPhoneId=4866\">product page<\/a> reveals that it is, in fact, a &#8220;world phone&#8221; &#8211; meaning that it uses a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Evolution-Data_Optimized\">CDMA 1X EVDO<\/a> radio for 3G in North America, but switches to a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gsm\">GSM<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Umts\">UMTS<\/a> radio when outside North America, where VZW doesn&#8217;t exist except as a line-item on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vodafone.com\/\">Vodafone&#8217;s<\/a> balance sheet.  Still, something seemed wrong.  So I looked even closer.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_846\" style=\"width: 104px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-846\" src=\"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/vzwphotoshopfail3.png\" alt=\"EVD&#039;OH!\" title=\"EVDO in Italy\" width=\"94\" height=\"69\" class=\"size-full wp-image-846\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-846\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">EVD'OH!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>And there it was.  Itty-bitty white-on-green type, barely visible.  Surely the average BusinessWeek reader would miss it.  It&#8217;s the sort of thing that only a self-confessed geek who spends too much time reading gadget blogs (and used to be an regular at <a href=\"http:\/\/wirelessadvisor.com\">WirelessAdvisor.com<\/a>) would spot.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;1XEV&#8221;.  Or, in technical terms, CDMA 1X EVDO Rev. A.  In essence, the phone is saying &#8220;I&#8217;m on a mobile phone network that has never existed in the part of Europe for which I&#8217;m currently displaying navigation data.&#8221;  Because there are no CDMA networks in Italy, EVDO or otherwise.  Running a CDMA phone in an all-GSM\/UMTS country is like trying to fit an American plug into a British socket &#8211; it just won&#8217;t go.<\/p>\n<p>So, in essence, Verizon Wireless is suggesting that this phone:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>can pull in a wireless signal from thousands of miles away to allow use of data services on other continents (at great expense to the user, no doubt), or<\/li>\n<li>is bollocks, can&#8217;t navigate for crap, and might try to route you past the Colosseum on your way to work.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Either way, it&#8217;s a FAIL, albeit one almost nobody will notice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t normally pay magazine advertisements much mind. 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