{"id":758,"date":"2006-12-25T00:12:53","date_gmt":"2006-12-25T05:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=758"},"modified":"2006-12-25T00:12:53","modified_gmt":"2006-12-25T05:12:53","slug":"ho-ho-hoy-vey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=758","title":{"rendered":"Ho, ho, hoy vey."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, it&#8217;s Xmas again.  And here I am, alone.  Again.  But it&#8217;s OK.  I&#8217;m used to it by now.<\/p>\n<p>To <del>mark time<\/del> celebrate the season, here are some Christmas-related links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvsquad.com\">TV Squad<\/a>, here&#8217;s what happens when you aim the cast of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/Scrubs\/\">Scrubs<\/a> at a classic &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvsquad.com\/2006\/12\/09\/a-charlie-brown-christmas-scrubs-style-video\/\">&#8220;My Charlie Brown Christmas&#8221;<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>In case the soundtrack for your Christmas party consists only of that dog-barking-&#8216;Jingle Bells&#8217; track, here&#8217;s some help &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/claytoncounts.com\/blog\/archives\/59\">209 Tracks to Take With You on a Holiday Killing Spree, Part 1<\/a>, courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/claytoncounts.com\/\">Clayton Counts<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>From this very site, a few years ago, here&#8217;s grainy cameraphone video of Villa Maria Pizzaria&#8217;s <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/media\/mbtgsanta.mov\">Santa who likes to&#8230;um&#8230;please himself<\/a> (requires QuickTime).<\/li>\n<li>Lastly, some more holiday musicality &#8211; from the 12\/4 episode of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/Studio_60_on_the_Sunset_Strip\/\">Studio 60<\/a>, the version of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/Studio_60_on_the_Sunset_Strip\/music\/studio_60_o_holy_night.mp3\">&#8220;O Holy Night&#8221;<\/a> as performed by displaced musicians from New Orleans; from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\">South Park<\/a>, Cartman singing <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/media\/O%20Holy%20Night%20(Cartman%20Shock%20Therapy).mp3\">&#8220;O Holy Night&#8221;<\/a>, under threat of cattle prod; and two holiday anthems for our time, courtesy of MST3K:  <a href=\"wp-content\/uploads\/media\/(Let's%20Have)%20A%20Patrick%20Swayze%20Christmas.mp3\">&#8220;(Let&#8217;s Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas&#8221;<\/a>, and <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/media\/Merry%20Christmas...If%20That's%20Okay.mp3\">&#8220;Merry Christmas&#8230;If That&#8217;s OK&#8221;<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So to all my goyim friends, and to those <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reidsound.com\/eh\/\">lapsed Jews<\/a> celebrating too&#8230;Merry Christmas.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Addendum:<\/em><\/strong>  Lest I forget, here&#8217;s one of the few funny things to come out of SNL in recent years, the Digital Short sweeping the nation&#8230;yes, sports fans&#8230;it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/Saturday_Night_Live\/uncensored.shtml\">&#8220;D**k in a Box&#8221;<\/a> (uncensored and VERY NSFW).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, it&#8217;s Xmas again. And here I am, alone. Again. But it&#8217;s OK. I&#8217;m used to it by now. To mark time celebrate the season, here are some Christmas-related links: From TV Squad, here&#8217;s what happens when you aim the cast of Scrubs at a classic &#8211; &#8220;My Charlie Brown Christmas&#8221;. 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