{"id":746,"date":"2006-09-07T23:32:50","date_gmt":"2006-09-08T03:32:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=745"},"modified":"2006-09-07T23:32:50","modified_gmt":"2006-09-08T03:32:50","slug":"one-day-out-of-365","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=746","title":{"rendered":"One day out of 365."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me explain why today was something of a bad day.<\/p>\n<p>I was supposed to take this week off from work &#8211; I&#8217;ve got five weeks of vacation time (well, three weeks earned, two rolled-over) coming to me, and damn it, I&#8217;m trying to use them &#8211; but between my workload and some upcoming travel, I had to go in. My compromise was that, if I <em>had<\/em> to go in today, I would finish a specific set of tasks, attend the meeting that was on my calendar, and then leave early to try and salvage something of the day.<\/p>\n<p>That didn&#8217;t happen.<\/p>\n<p>I did not get through the predefined tasks prior to my meeting, due in no small part to our marketing person (who shall remain nameless) deciding that the application form that &#8216;wasn&#8217;t critial&#8217; and &#8216;didn&#8217;t have a set deadline&#8217; suddenly had to be done for her 1:00 meeting. Mind you, she shares this fact with me at 12:20. She demanded that I &#8216;drop everything and do [her work]&#8217; &#8211; to the point that when my telephone rang, she physically put her body between me and the phone. So there goes my lunch &#8211; in part because I wouldn&#8217;t have enough time to finish her edits AND get something to eat, and in part because by the time I was able to get to the cafeteria in my building, nearly everything edible was gone.<\/p>\n<p>The meeting, while running long, went well enough &#8211; unfortunately, I had to go back to my desk. At 3:30, I had about 30 minutes of work left on my list. I didn&#8217;t get to those 30 minutes until nearly 5:00. It wasn&#8217;t one big issue this time, just a whole bunch of little issues including, but not limited to, scheduling LiveMeetings with a number of our clients, and trying to get my call center to understand that when I say &#8220;Scholarship on hold &#8211; pending clarification&#8221; on a Scholarship Action Report, that&#8217;s exactly what I mean. (I lost a good 20 minutes on that last issue alone.)<\/p>\n<p>And on top of that, while driving to my parents&#8217; house after work, the &#8220;SERVICE ENGINE SOON&#8221; light makes it&#8217;s first appearance on my year-old truck.<\/p>\n<p>One of these events would just be a bummer. Several on the same day would be a headache. All of them in one day, and you&#8217;d probably need a beer at the end of the day. So what makes today such an especially lousy day?<\/p>\n<p>Today was my 31st birthday. And to quote Dante Hicks, &#8220;I&#8217;m not even supposed to BE HERE today!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Mind you, it wasn&#8217;t all bad. I had a lovely dinner with my parents this evening. And I&#8217;m not suggesting that I&#8217;m having a bad &#8216;birthday&#8217; by any means &#8211; the ComboBration (celebrating my birthday early, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reidsound.com\/eh\/\">Darren&#8217;s<\/a> birthday late) was fantastic, even if my poker playing wasn&#8217;t entirely up to snuff. (Which is to say that I got short-stacked early, went all-in at a really stupid time, and ended up being eliminated first. But I still had a great time.) No, this was just one entirely blowful day &#8211; one similar to so many other I&#8217;ve had &#8211; falling at a really bad time.<\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s accentuate the positive, shall we? Here, courtesy of our dubious friends at <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\">Wikipedia<\/a>, is a list of notable things that happened on <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/September_7\">this day in history<\/a> (aside from the whole &#8216;me being born&#8217; thing):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1776 &#8211; World&#8217;s first submarine attack: the American submersible craft Turtle attempts to attach a time bomb to the hull of British Admiral Richard Howe&#8217;s flagship HMS_Eagle in New York Harbor.<\/li>\n<li>1901 &#8211; The Boxer Rebellion in China officially ends with the signing of the Boxer Protocol.<\/li>\n<li>1927 &#8211; The first fully electronic television system is achieved by Philo Taylor Farnsworth. (Hmmmmm&#8230;.)<\/li>\n<li>1969 &#8211; Monty Python&#8217;s Flying Circus records first episode. <em>(HMMMMMMM&#8230;.)<\/em><\/li>\n<li>1979 &#8211; The Chrysler Corporation asks the United States government for USD $1 billion to avoid bankruptcy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Also born on this date:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Monarch and ruler of all she surveys Queen Elizabeth I (1533)<\/li>\n<li>Painter Grandma Moses (1860)<\/li>\n<li>The &#8220;P&#8221; in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hp.com\/\">HP<\/a> David Packard (1912)<\/li>\n<li>Actor Peter Lawford, of Rat Pack fame (1923)<\/li>\n<li>Saxophonist Sonny Rollins (1930)<\/li>\n<li>Buddy Holly (1936)<\/li>\n<li>Marge Simpson herself, Julie Kavner (1950)<\/li>\n<li>Hack songwriter Diane Warren &#8211; yes, the woman responsible for the horrible theme from <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/title\/tt0244365\/\">Enterprise<\/a> (1956)<\/li>\n<li>Rapper Eazy-E (1963)<\/li>\n<li>Great rack Shannon Elizabeth (1973 &#8211; yes, she&#8217;s older than I am. Frankly, I&#8217;m surprised.)<\/li>\n<li>Struggling cable network <a href=\"http:\/\/www.espn.com\/\">ESPN<\/a> (1979 &#8211; still waiting for <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/title\/tt0364725\/\">THE OCHO<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>Object of desire <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/ipodnano\/\">iPod nano<\/a> (2005)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So I&#8217;m in pretty good company. (Except for Diane Warren.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me explain why today was something of a bad day.<\/p>\n<p>I was supposed to take this week off from work &#8211; I&#8217;ve got five weeks of vacation time (well, three weeks earned, two rolled-over) coming to me, and damn it, I&#8217;m trying to use them &#8211; but between my workload and some upcoming travel, I had to go in.  My compromise was that, if I <em>had<\/em> to go in today, I would finish a specific set of tasks, attend the meeting that was on my calendar, and then leave early to try and salvage something of the day.<\/p>\n<p>That didn&#8217;t happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,16,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-meta","category-work"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-c2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=746"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}