{"id":698,"date":"2005-05-16T01:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-16T08:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=697"},"modified":"2005-05-16T01:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-16T08:29:00","slug":"movie-in-a-sentence-kingdom-of-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=698","title":{"rendered":"Movie in a Sentence:  &quot;Kingdom of Heaven&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><font size=\"-2\">Note:  &#8220;Movie in a Sentence&#8221;, while a new feature here, is hardly an original concept.  It is, however, a way for me to half-ass a review of a movie that wasn&#8217;t good enough to praise (even a little), but wasn&#8217;t even close to being bad enough to be laughable (example: &#8220;Dreamcatcher&#8221; or &#8220;Torque&#8221;).<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p>Orlando Bloom brutally murders a priest, goes to the Holy Land, learns to be a good man (or something), then goes home.<\/p>\n<p><b>-or-<\/b><\/p>\n<p>27 hours of my life I will never, ever be able to get back.  Thanks, Ridley Scott.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note: &#8220;Movie in a Sentence&#8221;, while a new feature here, is hardly an original concept. It is, however, a way for me to half-ass a review of a movie that wasn&#8217;t good enough to praise (even a little), but wasn&#8217;t even close to being bad enough to be laughable (example: &#8220;Dreamcatcher&#8221; or &#8220;Torque&#8221;). Orlando Bloom [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-bg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}