{"id":677,"date":"2005-02-02T22:13:19","date_gmt":"2005-02-03T05:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=676"},"modified":"2005-02-02T22:13:19","modified_gmt":"2005-02-03T05:13:19","slug":"state-of-the-state-of-the-union","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=677","title":{"rendered":"State of the State of the Union"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"red\"><b>M-D:<\/b> I just switched off the State of the Union to watch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\">South Park<\/a> because I couldn&#8217;t take the tedium anymore. Does that make me a bad American?<\/font><br \/>\n<font color=\"blue\"><b>Leia:<\/b> THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.<\/font><br \/>\n<font color=\"red\"><b>M-D:<\/b> Damn it. F**king jihad on them.<br \/>\n<b>M-D:<\/b> Oh, wait.<br \/>\n<b>M-D:<\/b> Strike that last part.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M-D: I just switched off the State of the Union to watch South Park because I couldn&#8217;t take the tedium anymore. Does that make me a bad American? Leia: THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON. M-D: Damn it. F**king jihad on them. M-D: Oh, wait. M-D: Strike that last part.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-the-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-aV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}