{"id":660,"date":"2004-11-05T15:11:14","date_gmt":"2004-11-05T22:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=659"},"modified":"2004-11-05T15:11:14","modified_gmt":"2004-11-05T22:11:14","slug":"because-no-one-would-come-and-save-me-if-i-yelled-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=660","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;because no one would come and save me if I yelled &quot;CHOCOLATE!!!!&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"wnbc.com - News - Tanker Spill Leaves Chocolate-Covered Highway Upstate\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wnbc.com\/news\/3892271\/detail.html?treets=ny&amp;tid=2652772295813&amp;tml=ny_12pm&amp;tmi=ny_12pm_1_11000211052004&amp;ts=H\">Tanker Spill Leaves Chocolate-Covered Highway Upstate<\/a><br \/>\n<i>Part of a highway in the Finger Lakes region was closed for five hours Thursday evening after a tanker truck crashed, spilling 45,000 pounds of slippery liquid chocolate that hardened.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>La lee doo dum, la lee doo dum daaaaaaay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tanker Spill Leaves Chocolate-Covered Highway Upstate Part of a highway in the Finger Lakes region was closed for five hours Thursday evening after a tanker truck crashed, spilling 45,000 pounds of slippery liquid chocolate that hardened. La lee doo dum, la lee doo dum daaaaaaay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-the-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-aE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}