{"id":636,"date":"2004-08-10T17:31:04","date_gmt":"2004-08-11T00:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=635"},"modified":"2004-08-10T17:31:04","modified_gmt":"2004-08-11T00:31:04","slug":"i-say-sir-i-demand-satisfaction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=636","title":{"rendered":"&quot;I say, sir, I DEMAND satisfaction!&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"wnbc.com - News - Cart Dispute Escalates Into Duel At South Jersey Home Depot\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wnbc.com\/news\/3637016\/detail.html?treets=ny&amp;tid=2652772295813&amp;tml=ny_12pm&amp;tmi=ny_12pm_1_11000108102004&amp;ts=H\">Cart Dispute Escalates Into Duel At South Jersey Home Depot<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have no joke for this.  I just thought the article itself was funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cart Dispute Escalates Into Duel At South Jersey Home Depot I have no joke for this. I just thought the article itself was funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oh-for-the-love-of"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-ag","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}