{"id":567,"date":"2003-08-12T21:44:50","date_gmt":"2003-08-13T04:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=566"},"modified":"2003-08-12T21:44:50","modified_gmt":"2003-08-13T04:44:50","slug":"ill-be-back-to-give-you-an-exit-poll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=567","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;ll be back.  To give you an exit poll."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sacbee.com\/content\/politics\/recall\/story\/7210652p-8156217c.html\">Schwarzenegger films would trigger FCC equal time rule<\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>The airing of &#8220;Total Recall&#8221; or another Schwarzenegger film, or a repeat of a &#8220;Diff&#8217;rent Strokes&#8221; episode with Gary Coleman on broadcast television in California would trigger the Federal Communications Commission&#8217;s equal time provision, allowing other candidates to demand the same amount of time.<\/p>\n<p>Cable channels are not covered by the FCC rule, which in the past kept reruns of &#8220;Death Valley Days&#8221; off the air while Ronald Reagan ran for president. A repeat of a &#8220;Saturday Night Live&#8221; episode featuring Don Novello, aka Father Guido Sarducci, on cable, for instance, would not trigger the provision.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you read that right.  Ahhhhnold, Gary Coleman, and now <b>Father Guido Sarducci<\/b> are all in the California Recall election.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve come to the conclusion that making shit up is useless when reality steals all the best punchlines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Schwarzenegger films would trigger FCC equal time rule The airing of &#8220;Total Recall&#8221; or another Schwarzenegger film, or a repeat of a &#8220;Diff&#8217;rent Strokes&#8221; episode with Gary Coleman on broadcast television in California would trigger the Federal Communications Commission&#8217;s equal time provision, allowing other candidates to demand the same amount of time. Cable channels are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-99","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}