Becca: go to bed.
\nM-D: But I don’t have to work tomorrow, and I don’t wanna go to bed yet.
\nBecca: damnit, man. go to bed, I say!
\nM-D: What? You’re not the boss of me.
\nBecca: yes, I am. I got a promotion.
\nBecca: before, I was merely the coworker of you.
\nM-D: Hang on. *checks memo* DAMN! How did I miss that? It says here there was a cake and everything.
\nBecca: you were in that meeting.
\nM-D: Was I? Must have been asleep. I’ve been known to do that in meetings.
\nBecca: which is why *I* was promoted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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