{"id":440,"date":"2002-06-28T10:38:52","date_gmt":"2002-06-28T17:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=438"},"modified":"2002-06-28T10:38:52","modified_gmt":"2002-06-28T17:38:52","slug":"heres-todays-edition-of-dem-wacky-foreigners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"Here&#039;s today&#039;s edition of &quot;Dem Wacky Foreigners&quot;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/hi\/english\/health\/newsid_2071000\/2071629.stm\">BBC News | HEALTH | Ambulance time-wasters revealed<\/a><br \/>\n<i>One west country woman who dialled 999 because her TV remote control was out of reach. [&#8230;]  Another 31-year-old was worried because she had sniffed deodorant by accident.  [&#8230;]   One pensioner told a 999 crew to wait 40 minutes before taking her to hospital because she was baking a cake. Paramedics gave her a warning and left &#8211; only for the woman to ring again exactly 40 minutes later. She told a second crew that her cake had &#8220;risen nicely&#8221; and she was ready to go to hospital.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Whaaaa?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BBC News | HEALTH | Ambulance time-wasters revealed One west country woman who dialled 999 because her TV remote control was out of reach. [&#8230;] Another 31-year-old was worried because she had sniffed deodorant by accident. [&#8230;] One pensioner told a 999 crew to wait 40 minutes before taking her to hospital because she was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-76","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}