{"id":399,"date":"2002-04-25T01:42:02","date_gmt":"2002-04-25T08:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=397"},"modified":"2002-04-25T01:42:02","modified_gmt":"2002-04-25T08:42:02","slug":"im-going-to-need-a-little-help-with-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m going to need a little help with this one."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right.  So&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonx.com\">Jason X<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Let me see if I&#8217;m getting the idea here.  Sometime in the next 460 years, humanity will become so inconceivably stupid that <i>not only<\/i> will they manage to make the Earth completely uninhabitable, but they&#8217;ll <i>also<\/i> chryogenically freeze Jason Vorhees.  In addition, humanity will <i>return<\/i> to Earth (in the form of a handful of military-types and a bevy of attractive women, with no fewer than two of them being on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andromedatv.com\">Gene Roddenberry&#8217;s &#8220;Andromeda&#8221;<\/a>), find said cryogenically frozen madman, complete with machette and hockey mask, and&#8230;instead of saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure if this guy was fully together in the head, what with the sharp knife and the mask and all&#8221;&#8230;they <b>thaw him<\/b>, thereby setting in motion more killing, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Am I the only one who thinks that the (and I use this term loosely) filmmakers don&#8217;t think much of humanity?  And not just for the incredibly stupid plot of this movie, but just for thinking that this was a good idea in the first place&#8230;my brain hurts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right. So&#8230;Jason X. Let me see if I&#8217;m getting the idea here. Sometime in the next 460 years, humanity will become so inconceivably stupid that not only will they manage to make the Earth completely uninhabitable, but they&#8217;ll also chryogenically freeze Jason Vorhees. In addition, humanity will return to Earth (in the form of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-6r","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}