{"id":394,"date":"2002-04-11T20:34:55","date_gmt":"2002-04-12T03:34:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=392"},"modified":"2002-04-11T20:34:55","modified_gmt":"2002-04-12T03:34:55","slug":"i-feel-violated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=394","title":{"rendered":"I feel violated."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I get an EZPass violation in the mail today.  Somehow, the <a href=\"http:\/\/m-dnovember.com\/archive\/2001_11_01_archive.php#7454430\">Amazing Chevy Cavalier Ass Mobile<\/a> that I rented back in November drew an EZPass violation, because I used my tag in an unregistered car.  Or something like that.  (I&#8217;m pretty sure I got a green signal from the EZPass lane, so&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Let me back up for a sec.  The car I rented.  In <i>November<\/i>.  Resulted in a violation.  In <i>April<\/i>.  What, were they waiting for the violation to age?  Did they think I would pay it faster if it was a &#8220;vintage&#8221; violation?  Ugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I get an EZPass violation in the mail today. Somehow, the Amazing Chevy Cavalier Ass Mobile that I rented back in November drew an EZPass violation, because I used my tag in an unregistered car. Or something like that. (I&#8217;m pretty sure I got a green signal from the EZPass lane, so&#8230;) Let me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-6m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}