{"id":343,"date":"2002-01-22T18:19:39","date_gmt":"2002-01-23T01:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=341"},"modified":"2002-01-22T18:19:39","modified_gmt":"2002-01-23T01:19:39","slug":"ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=343","title":{"rendered":"Ladies and Gentlemen, I give"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you&#8230;the <b>Moron of the Week<\/b><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/hi\/english\/world\/europe\/newsid_1775000\/1775104.stm\">Passenger pans airline after toilet ordeal<\/a><br \/>\n<i>A plane passenger is giving bottom marks to an airline &#8211; after getting sealed to a toilet seat for more than two hours during a trans-Atlantic flight.<\/p>\n<p>The American woman used the toilet, <b>but pushed the flush button before standing up.<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Sadly, no picture available.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you&#8230;the Moron of the Week Passenger pans airline after toilet ordeal A plane passenger is giving bottom marks to an airline &#8211; after getting sealed to a toilet seat for more than two hours during a trans-Atlantic flight. The American woman used the toilet, but pushed the flush button before [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-5x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}