{"id":300,"date":"2001-12-05T01:03:34","date_gmt":"2001-12-05T08:03:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=298"},"modified":"2001-12-05T01:03:34","modified_gmt":"2001-12-05T08:03:34","slug":"shoo-fly-dont-bother-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"Shoo fly, don&#039;t bother me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Shoo fly, don&#8217;t bother me.<\/b><br \/>\nUgh.  There&#8217;s a rather large fly buzzing around my room.  I&#8217;m just sitting here, trying to enjoy a rerun of &#8220;Hamish Macbeth&#8221; on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbcamerica.com\">BBC America<\/a> when I notice this big ass fly start walking across the screen.  (Either that, or it was six smaller flies combined to form one large fly.  Or maybe I watched too many episodes of &#8220;Transformers&#8221; and &#8220;Voltron&#8221; as a kid.)  Anyway, he&#8217;s flown off the television, but I&#8217;m pretty sure he&#8217;s still in the room somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>I just have a feeling that he&#8217;s going to fly into my mouth while I&#8217;m sleeping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shoo fly, don&#8217;t bother me. Ugh. There&#8217;s a rather large fly buzzing around my room. I&#8217;m just sitting here, trying to enjoy a rerun of &#8220;Hamish Macbeth&#8221; on BBC America when I notice this big ass fly start walking across the screen. (Either that, or it was six smaller flies combined to form one large [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-4Q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}