{"id":127,"date":"2001-04-02T10:08:43","date_gmt":"2001-04-02T17:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=125"},"modified":"2001-04-02T10:08:43","modified_gmt":"2001-04-02T17:08:43","slug":"things-learned-on-saturday-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/?p=127","title":{"rendered":"Things learned on Saturday night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Things learned on Saturday night<\/b><br \/>\n1)  Brian Douglas is a cool guy.  (Well, actually, I knew that already, but&#8230;)<br \/>\n2)  Jenkinson&#8217;s is not my type of place.  Sure, there were tons of scantily clad women, but I really wasn&#8217;t into all the loud, poorly remixed dance music played between sets, the annoying lighting, and the close quarters.  Also, it had to have been over 100 degrees in that room&#8230;<br \/>\n3)  <a href=\"http:\/\/yahoo.com\">Yahoo Maps<\/a> joins the list of things that suck <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eh.blogspot.com\">Darren&#8217;s<\/a> ass.<br \/>\n3a)  It&#8217;s REALLY EASY to get lost based on directions from said ass-sucking maps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things learned on Saturday night 1) Brian Douglas is a cool guy. (Well, actually, I knew that already, but&#8230;) 2) Jenkinson&#8217;s is not my type of place. Sure, there were tons of scantily clad women, but I really wasn&#8217;t into all the loud, poorly remixed dance music played between sets, the annoying lighting, and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hxip-23","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.m-dnovember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}